SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Clutches

2006-11-22T21:28:00.000+08:00

*luffs to myself* i'm so in love w this pretty little picture!!

alrite i'm gnna try to cheer my daddyo up as well as jas's great-granddaddy w this post!!

my daddy is..
nice,
kind,
understanding,
counselling (?)!

jas's great-granddaddy is..
counselling (?),
nice,
kind,
understanding!

yeh, i tink they'r so alike la (x hahahah.

r u happy now daddy? cheer up ok! ^^ u rock!!

-SLUT; odelia
I've forgotten how love tastes like

Memories

2006-10-30T19:24:00.000+08:00

Yay! Blogger is finally letting me post up the pictures! (:

Chinatown Heritage Tour
Look how much fun I was having and how happy I was.
And Sydney's look is simply CLASSIC!

My mum
After taking this, he pointed to it and said, "Eh, Odelia, who is this handsome guy ah?"

Me and my whore
During the DragonBoat trip.

All four of us at Pasir Ris Park (:
I'm not going to post up the one I took with Cheryl 'cause I look fucking fucked up

The first one is, obviously, the sky?
The second one is snails! ^^
Third is a purple little crab.
We risked our lives to take the second and third so you'd better say that they're nice!
The fourth one is a girl there who zao-geng-ded. Heh, credits to me, Jas and WC!

Heck, we look like we just finished having sex! (x

She insisted on the Winnie The Pooh X:

Roar! Evil photo-taking-ruiner!

Jasmine and her masterpiece!
PS: That's WC!

We clipped up our fringes with cute little hairclips that Jasmine bought for us! But of course, MINE is cuter! 'Cause it had a STRAWBERRY on it!! ^^

XOXOXO
Slobbery kisses!
SLUT

Make me hope once again

2006-10-30T11:04:00.000+08:00

My whore has finally gone back home after staying at my house for 3 days and 2 nights. I miss her already! And now I'm stuck hungry and at home alone and with the maid 'cause Nana has to go to school for extended program and my younger siblings still have school.

Good news! (I think?)
I'm re-opening my blog.
Because I find that I can never ever stop blogging, even if it's about depressing stuff.
&I finally uploaded the pictures into my computer!
Heehee. So this'll be a picture post too (:
Blogger ain't fucked up anymore!
That's good, right?

Cheryl, Wai Cheng and whore came over on the 27thOct. We of course, went to the beach to play but Cheryl's dad is a stupid Bird ThongChai and grounded her for one week for no discipline. It's kinda our fault too 'cause we kept delaying the time. Sorry Cheryl!

Then on the 28th, Wai Cheng came over, but Cheryl couldn't. We still had loads of fun and spent the day Bleaching (I think? Can't really remember). Then we went out at night to watch DOA with LKY. It didn't turn out as well as I expected, but it was okay, I guess. Wai Cheng got really pissed off 'cause it was only after she had scanned her card and went into the MRT station, then they announced that the last train doesn't go to Boon Lay. Heehee. She cabbed back in the end.

Yesterday was loads of fun with Jasmine! We kept sleeping the whole day and only woke up for lunch. And the M&M's smelt like bananas. But she had to go home, otherwise she could've stayed 'til today. And we could've chionged Bleach together.

Blogger's being fucked up again and won't let me post up the pictures! So I guess I'll post 'em up later. 'Til then, I'll be chionging Bleach again.

XOXOXO
Smackeroonies
SLUT; you should know me
-Nothing can change a thing, can it?

Dusks and Summer

2006-10-29T20:13:00.000+08:00

Spending 90% of time in Aircon + Coco Pops + M&Ms + Sleeping a lot + Staying up late at night + DOA + Chionging Bleach + Youtube + Stacking each other + Wai Cheng's stupid faces = UBER FUN (:

Yeap finally back home from a 3 days 2 nights stay at my Slut's house (:
Blogger's so fucked up. ):

&My slut's starving ):
Eat the M&Ms k? (;

XOXO -
Big Smooches,
♥SLUT; jasmine

How do I live without youHow do I breathe without you

2006-10-27T16:02:00.000+08:00

Received this e-mail from an ex-classmate that defines your personality according to your name, month and horoscope and decided to post it up, just for laughs (:

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Odelia; January; Capricorn

Name: (Odelia)
You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your
desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking
we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate,
compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is
serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try
anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must
be kept in check.

Month: (January)
Ambitious and serious
Loves to teach and be taught {Everyone can start puking (:}
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses
Likes to criticize
Hardworking and productive
Smart, neat and organised {LOL!?}
Sensitive and has deep thoughts
Knows how to make others happy
Quiet unless excited or tensed
Rather reserved
Highly attentive
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love
Loves children
Loyal
Needs to improve social abilities
Easily jealous

Horoscope: (Capricorn)
Turn ons
Capricorn are strong and dependable hence if you want to put your money on
anyone it is of course this zodiac sign no matter how many difficulties (that
incidentally are many) The goat has to undertake to achieve the goals. They are
practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to blend in
their color. They set certain standards for themselves in their life and they
will always try to maintain those standards. For them social status and image is
very important in life.

Turn offs

Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open their heart and pour everything to you.
They are very secretive and reserved people. They are very thorough in all their
affairs and hate any kind of sloppiness. Capricorn is very tightfisted and
economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give you any
gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no romance please) but
that does not mean you will be deprived of anything on the contrary you will be
well provided.

Jasmine; August; Leo

Name: (Jasmine)
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause, there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and
need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.

Month: (August)
Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defence
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rushy
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

Horoscope: (Leo)
Turn ons
If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice
of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman
so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish Leo`s
frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They fall easily for
flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be
quiet theatrical too).

Turn offs
Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags all
Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is
even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they
do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart
keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let lion take the charge and remove all
worries from your life.

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Teehee, that's the end of it. And I'm still feeling depressed plus nothing seems to be cheering me up.

PS: Say hi to Jasmine, Cheryl and WC! :D

XOXOXO
Big kisses as usual
SLUT; odelia
Lacking love

Something that time just can't erase

2006-10-27T12:13:00.000+08:00

Sobs, why isn't my whore online? ): I need some consoling/counselling and a little LOVE!

Heehee, am so happy 'cause whore is coming to stay overnight! Whee! She had to lie to her mum in order to stay overnight so I can't help but to feel a little bad. Sobs!

Her dad was being a bastard last night and wouldn't let her come over even though my mum allows. Grr! So we had to sms and talk online until I went out. I kept making her jealous by saying, 'PIZZA! ^^' Hawhaw, 'cause I was having that for dinner last night. Then KY jio-ed me out and we tonned at Jon's place.

TOTAL OWNAGE IN BLACKJACK!!

Everything reminded me of him last night. I couldn't stop thinking about him. I'm trying but I really can't.. ):

XOXOXO
Hugs&Kisses
SLUT; odelia
One who needs some love

Sweet kisses

2006-10-26T17:36:00.000+08:00

1. What would you like Santa to drop in your chimney?
I don't have a chimney in my house.

2. Which one most appeals to you: Emek, Memek or Kemek?
Laugh my fucking ass off.

3. Do you like the countryside?
Hmmm. Haven't actually experienced it before.

4. Do you think I'm looney?
Who?

5. Who wants to go on a mass outing berserker thingy?
My heart goes shalalalala~

6. Say "cookies for mookies are fookies" to the person next to you. What happened?
I said that to Nana.
Nana's reaction: O..k.. Is Jasmine coming over?

7. $10000000000000000.000000000?
I'm worthy.

8. Boxers or briefs? Panties or bras?
Boxers and bra (:

9. What would you do if I say "GIMME A DOLLAR OR I'LL LICK YOU!!!"?
Knock your teeth out.

10. Type in 5 words that's going through your mind right now.
Depressed. Penknife. Jasmine. Sleepover. Beach.

11. Do you need psychological help?
Can I?

12. Do you dance in front of elevators?
Strip-dancing counted?

13. What is your choice of 'Fun'?
Movies, friends, beaches, playgrounds, neopets, water fight, pillow fight? Reliving my childhood la.

14. If cats have whiskers, Momameefeanophia has (what?).
A dick. Or if it's female, a pussy.

15. Ever woke up to find your friend sleeping naked snuggled up ever so close next to you?
Sadly, no.

16. What do you see outside your window?
Nah, too lazy to turn my head.

17. Do you twitch when you sleep?
Huh, is that possible?

18. If Donald is a duck, what does that make Mickey?
A mummy?

19. Do you know about the 11:11 wish making hour?
Will you tell me?

20. Is this quiz fun?
Define fun.

21. Would you like me to make another one?
Sure, whatever makes you happy.

22. What number question are you at right now?
22nd la.

23. Are you sure?
Totally.

24. Bet you scrolled up to check didn't you?
Nope, I numbered the questions to make it easier for other people (x

25. Would you lick me?
Lick my ass la.

26. Have you ever puked in front of everyone?
Yeah, when I was drunk.

27. Pick 5 people to do this.
Lee Kun Yuan
Zul
Bryan
Nana Nai
Fabian

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Teehee, Jasmine tagged me but unfortunately, too depressed to do it on my own blog. So here I am. Not much different from doing it on my own blog but ah, what the heck. I'm a depressed emo-ic slut. Jasmine's the whore (:

-XOXOXO
Lovely hugs and kisses
SLUT; odelia

When you say nothing at all

2006-10-26T16:48:00.000+08:00

Hawhaw Dee got me to post up th songs that we're singing aloud when we were walking back to her house from Pasir Ris park yesterday.

Th main one:
Oh when the saints (oh when the saints)
Go marching in (marching in)
Oh when the saints go marching in (go marching in!)
Oh Lord I want to be in that number (in that number)
Oh when the saints go marching in (go marching in!)

Waicheng's version:
Oh when Waicheng (oh when waicheng)
Has big backside (has big backside)
She will go for sli-m-ming (slimming!)
Then she will shrink down to nothing (to nothing)
Oh when Waicheng has big backside (big backside!)

Jasmine's version:
Oh when Jasmine (oh when jasmine)
Want to pangsai (want to pangsai)
She will go to the toi-let (toilet!)
And then she fart, so smelly! (so smelly!)
Oh when Jasmine want to pangsai (want to pangsai!)

Odelia's version:
(When I composed this, IT RHYMED WHOOOOO)

Oh when Odee (oh when odee)
Sees Jeremy (sees jeremy)
She will go all hor-ny (horny!)
And then he will start erecting (erecting!)
Oh when Odee sees Jeremy (jeremy!)

Cheryl's version:
Since we have not composed one for her, let's just settle for her:

WANG BU LIAOOOOO WANG BU LIAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ask honghwee (the oldies expert) for a continuation of th song (:

*Laughs to ownself*

Hugs & Kisses~
xoxo -WHORE; jasmine
:D

Not everything is as it seems

2006-10-26T15:35:00.000+08:00

Oh man. We spent such a long time on this friggin' blog and it's finally done (: All hail The Veronicas! Woots! <333

-SLUT; odelia
Big smooches

PS:
The previous post was really written by Jasmine so WC, if you're looking for someone to kill, I'm not that someone :D

Lips of an angel

2006-10-26T14:00:00.000+08:00

Hello (:
Waicheng has a big backside

-WHORE; jasmine